Drat!
Blame it on the tubas!
COMMIT YOURSELF!
I have a statue of Yoda in my office.
"Oh mom I love you I hope you love me too!"(HB)
"The cat went to the grocery store, to buy some fish, and the fishes name
was Charlie, the tuna."(CB)
"______ play for me and your mommy and daddy too!"(WE)
Bleep is a very technical term.
WIMPY!
You can't fix stupid!
If I where King for a day...
If you were, if I were to pet a baby kitten I would pet it softly
not hard, imagine a baby kitten in your hand when you play...DON'T SQUASH IT!!!(MAJORLY edited by me)
You go up to a big mansion and you ring the doorbell and there's a little
poodle and it takes a bunch of little breaths and goes yip yip yip yip, you go to another big mansion and there's a St. Bernard
and he takes one big breath and goes WOOF! Are you going to be the St. Bernard and get everything out in one breath
or the poodle?
He was a dirty little guy!(on Mozart!)
I are a student at HPHS!
Your in high school lets HOPE you can count to four!
Organs DON'T BREATH!!!
Its a fourth, here comes the bride. You'll need to know that if you
ever get married! Oh, never mind, no one will ever marry you!
Bad trumpets, whack, whack, whack!
If you make a mistake mark it; if you don't you won't remember to fix it!
Hoboes!
Ya' gots'ta count!
Play lightly, like someone dancing around in pink tights and tennis
shoes!
On Monday...DON'T sound like a Monday!
Imagine SOMETHING!!!! I don't care if it's something like two
snails having a race!(HB)
*on putting emotion into music*
With that sound you're going to make all of us cry, not just your mother!
Music is painted on a canvas of silence!
You sound like my cats!!!
What? What did you say?
Stamp out stupidity!
It's like a heartbeat...apparently, you're dead!
PP stands for pianissimo, not pretty powerful!
It's piano, for pretty!
To ba, or not to ba, that is the question!
OH! You hit a COW!!!!
Subittopiano for shut up the piano!
It's flamboyent...think sparkely coat!
We are the trombones...and the french horns. (WE)
It's BOOMP B-O-O-M-P, BOOMP!
Gots'ta...now spell it! *tehe, look Doc, I did! :)*
Here a trombone, there a trombone, melaphones, saxaphones...(MB)
The whole back row needs to be killed, NOT the people in it...!
You need a haircut!
Bazookas
Barely-a-tones
Tutti Flutti!
Turkey is good for tone!
Grainger was a weird dude!
One potatoe, two potatoe
Trombo-bo-bo-bo-bones!
Fruites!
Saxagroans!
Trump-pets!
Tromboniums!
You have to bump it!
Have yourself a Merry Little Lamb!
It has to dance...but not like me, and not like a tank, well I am a tank.
You're too young to play this and I'm too young to conduct it!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, let's try that again! *to an invisible
audience after a wrong note*
(Let me know if there are any you guys want added!)
